see the red circle there??!! i wanna warn all the guys eh!! that is NOT MEAT OR MUSCLE!!its a LUMP EH!!!this show that not only girls can hav BREAST CANCER !! HAHA !! guys seriously this is not a jk eh!! when i see this i scare sia.. then i go rou rou rou and found out that there is a lump HARD HARD DE!!!
hey guys its no jk ok?? haha pls take care of ur boobs!!(i took this pic when i saw the thingy there when i wore this shirt!! and sorry everyone that the mirror is kinda of ditry!!eh)
I started my day going sentosa??? okok?? so unlikely of me... that i would hav the time eh!!?? hee its church outing ok?? i good boi lor!!!haha nothing really happen in the train bah!! but!!!!i saw this handsome guy sia...seriously he is handsome and smart looking i cant take my eyes off him eh!! haha looking at him all the way see why me and him look so different!! he is like wahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
haha let me start off when i meet my new church friends eh!!! they are very nice ppl eh!!! but i felt so weird around them lor!! but nvm in CONCLUSION THEY ARE NICE PPL EH!!!HAHAnothing really happen until this church girl came to apporach me...!! this is the conversation again??
geraline: hey can u be my model??
jeremy heart:wa blind ar u !! i so short and ugly lor!!no muscle!!(feeling damed shiok lar!!)
jeremy:erm model?? for??
geraline:i am a fashion desginer wor... i wanna u to be my model.. for one fashion show can le!!
jeremy heart:wahhhhhhhhhhhh...model leh!! a few ppl approach me on the streets all bluff de.. all must pay money de!! this one don need somemore hav fashion shows sia!!!wahhh
jeremy:isnt model suppose to be tall and good looking ?? i am totally different??
geraline:got wat i like ur body , u go gym de ar?? erm pls?? hee i need ur half body photo and a full one!! ok??be my model ar??pls?i inform u to go chinatown with me...to get ur measurements done ok??
jeremy:wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh orrrrrhhhh ooookkk!!
jk of the day lar!! model !! wa ... its like i am so so so so shock lor... !!!but luckly the fashion show is held in church so not to many ppl eh!! haha wa model leh!! never in my life eh!! wa !! cool eh!! SERIOUSLY HOR THIS IS WAT I THINK EH!!! a brand new fashion designer is bound to fail because she choose the wrong guy eh!! haha... my half body de pics... she took the upper one... then the full body one next time then take!! wa model!! eh!!!
this is the young new fashion designer i mention?? sweet looking eh?? haha but don know why she choose me eh!! wa i hav been thinking the whole day... i GOT NO LOOKS , NO MUSCLE, NO HEIGHT, EVERYTHING ALSO DON HAV!!!but i wanna thank her eh!! being a model on a platform.. haha wa cool!!
ooooofffff to beach!! but sad rite? raining didnt really play much sia... sobsob but guess wat i found something bloodly interesting eh!!! haha check this out??
wa so cute rite??? collectables item eh!!!very small u know compare with the big bottles below!! haha aiyo...anyhor this one has the same percentage wat drink le will die eh!! don drink sia!!!
wahhhh!! one day so fast jiu past le... today no go trainng!! so shoik and go out and play but funny thingy is i so ke lian eh...nobody ask me out de... haiz... so sianz..but nvm today i used my day well!! i know my new ppl??!! and MODEL WANNABE EH!! i can stop thinking how stupid will i look like if i walk like one!! shortest model ever...hee!! wa i cant wait till that day eh!! hee i need to sleep early guys!! tomorrow morning hav to go training eh? i miss one day le... time is running out for me...!! sorry there is no naked photos eh BUT AT LEAST I GOT ONE BREAST CANCER PHOTO EH!!!
ISN'T HIM DAMED CUTE EH!! HAHA HIS EYES IS SO BEAUTIFUL EH!!!
can u all see this?? wa lau i cant tahan jus by taking his pic lar!! his eyes is very becautiful eh!! i can feel that he is toking to me eh!! sobsob sia!! i ma very touched!! haha this is our conversation through eyes!!
baby:hey whatcha look at worz... don stare i scare!! sob sob i wanan cry le ar!!
jeremy:waaHH!! cute eh u!! haha i never stare lar... jus looking at u (eye browns up) cute cute!!
baby:are u sure?? sobsob don scare me ar... i know u wanna eat me worz... i not tasty!!
jeremy: nonsense u !! nonsense u!!(my trademark) aiyo cute little boy...bye bye!!
that our conversation in jus one pic and a 3 mins distance of mrt eh!! haha cool rite??
FINALLY REACH LAVENDER LE LAR!!!
DAMED SIANZ LOR THE TRIP!! wa someone spoil my day again?? guess who its the GIRL!!BUT SOMETHINGY GOOD HAPPENED!! I WIN HER!!! 7/6 EVEN THOUGH THERE IS DIFFERENCE FROM 7/4 BUT DON WORRY I WORKING HARD!!!
today actually is 1 2 1 training de lor then the girl pop out sianz waste my time!! not enough time ar dad!! i hinted him then he start to train ...!! NA BEI GIVE HIM NAG AND SCOLD AGAIN NOW MORE SCARSTICE!!!
CONVERSTATION!!AGAIN!!
FATHER:go in this ball then place for the 8
jeremy:orh!!!
huuuuuu pak!! in!! yeahhhhhh!!!
father: u still don learn ur lesson ar?? eh don waste time eh!! its not abt potting in its abt the tech... even u got the strength also no used eh!!
jeremy heart:( na bei don let me win u next time .. or don play bb eh... in bb only i scold ppl where got ppl scold me until i like idiot!! only i scold pppl)
jeremy:orhz... okok i do better next time!!
narrator:and jeremy did eh!!
father:good that should be the way eh!!
wa its like seriously?? this short thingy rite? he nag me for don know how many times.. and each time he say i feel like an idiot kanna scold!!nvm!! i tahan!! MY FATHER VERY ACTION LOR!!
jeremy:lao pa u see that young guy very jun eh!! haha
father:jun??don make me laugh.. compare to us he is nothing??
jeremy heart:yaya of cuz lar.. u singapore number wat leh.. ppl youth nia..
like this still ok leh... when he teaching me half way i ask one stupid question and i know wat is he going to ans eh!!
jeremy: lao pa.. how u play that shot ar?
narrator : father face very lou lan and give one grin.. like smiling to himself
father:haha.. how to explain its ...
jeremy:ahhhhh don need to say i know le.. i go figure out myself...
wa really very action lor buay lun!! i train with him 4 hours straight!! and i seeing stars and moon le eh!! its so mind torturing think think think!!!everyone don know how it feel eh!! everybody tot very easy rite?? haiz wa after playing the game rite?? my eyes the whole day sure blur le.. nobody feel my pain!! nvm today got one brother felt it!! haha this is the story!!
AT SIX FINALLY MEET MY BROTHERS!!
wa one i reach i tell them how guai lan is my father!! then they laugh until don know like wat... nabei i tell them i play very tired they don seems be convince by me!! SOB SOB EVEN MY BROTHERS DON KNOW MY PAIN!! NVM I REN!! THEY WILL SEE RESULTS!!
hee eric they all after wanan go drink siao de!! actually is vennom brother wanna find ah bian!!!haha nvm we spilt me and marucs go play pool !! haha but before that we go find his pants first!! haha i will skip the pants part not really interesting very sianz!!!
haha we straight away go play pool!!hee MARCUX U STILL NOT MY DUI SHOU!! I PLAYED WITH HIM 7 GAMES IS THINK 3 NINE BALL 4 8 BALL!! ALL HE LOSE!! HAHA MARCUZ I AM VERY SORRY EH!!! BUT AT LEAST TODAY I TEACH U HOW TO PLAY AND U KNOW HOW I FEEL LE RITE??
marcus is so cute lar.. at first we play normal.. until i teach him one or 2 new stuff eh which i know long ago this is wat happen!! haha u know wat my father scold me i bu zhi u jue use to scold him eh!!!
jeremy:wa hey i teach u not until 30 mins u say tired ar??go in this ball the draw back!!
narrator!!: piak!! marcus didnt went in and gave a very tired and du lan face!! haha
marcus: wa i don wanna play liao first time i play serious and try to focus.. wa cannot tahan liao now my head super heavy and pain!!
jeremy:stupid u shoot so hard for wat?? its not abt strength is the tech(similar from my father hor)
jeremy:now u finally know le eh!! haha i play whole day leh!!! and now i put for u to shoot eh.. i play in front of my father hav to focus like fuck and think allthe way lor haha stupid u...
marcus: i don wanna play liao serious serious..very tiring!!!
haha i go pay money... haha he don wanna play then when go home that time he keep on KBKB SAY WA I DON WANNA PLAY POOL LIAO NOW MY HEAD SO HEAVY I DON WANNA THINK LIAO!!
EVERYBODY!! SEE WAT HE SAID!! he only do it for 30 mins.. and its easy de thingy lor.. never stress him he say tired..wat abt me?? leh?? all stars sia... after playing very long.. really wanna die!! but i will endure eh!! haha this is my brother marcus!!! MARCUS: I DON WANNA PLAY POOL LE I GO BACK SWIMMING!!
MARCUS REACH HOME LE TELL ME!! EH I WANNA PLAY POOL SERIOUSLY LE... TODAY I FELT SO TIRING AND THINK SO HARD WAT U TEACH ME ITS NOT EASY EH!!
HAHA TOO TIRED LE EH!! NOT REALLY MANY FUN THINGS HAPPEN ALL SERIOUS DE... CUZ NEED TO PLAY UNTIL VERY JIA LAT!! SORRY TOMORROW I GOING TO SENTOSA EH!! HAHA MAYBE GOT NAKED PICS!! HAHA JKJK
jeremy:haha no lar i seldom play .. heng heng nia.. i don play this sports de!! but going into it now...
girl:ya i know u seldom play... because i almost everyday come here and train but i the last time i saw u was last year?? haha??
in jeremy heart: u know jiu hao .. even i never play also can win u norh!!!
jeremy: ya that was the last time i came... but i got come once or twice to play com
laughter!!!haha hehe ahah hehe ahaha haha hehe
girl:just come down often or call me lar.. i will be here .. and u really not bad eh.. i think ur father must hav been training u real hard eh!!!
in jeremy heart:pls lar hor i never play properly and my father don teach me cuz i don like this game lar !!!not like u so free everytime come down!!
jeremy: erm my father seldom teach me lar... cuz not really hav time to play..
to every one!! i am not a sore loser eh!! haha she is a very very very sweet and polite lady eh!! and its true eh!! maybe i am jus being offended by here at the starting of the game eh!! ahha serious this conversation is in the middle of the game and I AM LEADING OK??
AND HOR ITS REALLY MARAHTONNNNN AR!! HAHA I CANT CONCENTRATE AFTER THAT JUST BANG LOR!!
tomorrow will be the same thingy but worst.. play with my father!! sure kanna nag... and think think think again!! but guess wat!! my brothers will be out!! haha we be going to town late again!! haha enjoy reading everyone!!!I AM VERY VERY SORRY IF THE POST IS TOO LONG!! ZIYU STOP COMPLAINING!! I CAN WRITE SO LONG BECAUSE MANY MEANINGFULL THINGY AND BUSY THINGY HAPPENING IN MY LIFE!! u all the blog short shot cuz u all NOTHING TO WRITE ...EVEN GOT ALSO BO LIAO WANNA ... PPL READ MY BLOG WILL LAUGH DE NORH!!!wa i hear this i du lan le lor.. wa lau sobsob... just nice briana come and seowyin come and pei me thx god eh!!! haa u know they very good mah?? they pei me until 8!! leh !! wa sobsob so gan dong!! but one thingy i sianz diao is they request to take pics!! ahhhhhh !! kanna force but nvm lar... they so good eh!! ren dui ni hao , ni jiu yao dui ren hao ... ren dui ni huai , ni bi ta gen huai..
that is wat my mother tell me and its my moto!! so i took with them lor!!! haha good eh?
TO BRIANA AND SEOWYIN:HAHA its seowyin phone lousy lor!! haha not mine!!! those taken below is use my phone!!!haha
INFORMATION HERE: jeremy do not drink nor smoke!! 100 percent guai guai de!!!